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QUOTE's to Remember
"Marriage is
like a cafeteria...you pick out what looks good to you now and then pay for it
later."
--Gore DeVol (submitted by Clay Teunis or Laura Giannarelli)
A woman is like an
elephant...I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own one."
--W.C. Fields (submitted by Clay Teunis or Laura Giannarelli)
Perhaps if I were
blind, then I would see more clearly.
joeyo
If dreams do die,
then so will I.
joeyo
When you give
a little smile to all those you see; wait a little while and all you'll see is glee.
C.O.G.
A secret may
be kept a secret, by not telling it's a secret.
Anonymous
Yesterday is
gone, tomorrow is near. So learn to listen, observe and hear.
Chinese Fortune Cookie
The real art
of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place, but to leave unsaid
the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Anonymous
Imagination
was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for
what he is.
Anonymous
It's not if
you win or lose, but how you place the blame!
Anonymous
Giving birth
is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
The four
stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
Art Linkletter
You may be
disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
Beverly Sills
What sunshine
is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.
Anonymous
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